1). Do you eat biryani every day?
Yes, because we live inside a goat!
2). Do you eat mutton for breakfast?
Breakfast? Pushing it, don’t you think?
3). Is mutton your favourite animal?
Didn’t you hear, we are now getting married to mutton?
4). In an India-Pakistan cricket match, you obviously support Pakistan?
If only we could say the same about every one else!
5). You’re from Kerala. Then how are you a Muslim ?
Because geography and religion are one and the same thing.
6). I’m sure your mom cooks the best biryani in the world
Yeah, she replaced all the three chefs at Masterchef Australia for its upcoming edition.
7). Can you teach me some swear words in Arabic or Urdu?
These languages are not meant to be sworn in, schmucks!
8). Don’t you feel hungry while fasting?
What else does Fasting mean to the rest of the world?r
9). You’re a Muslim, so you’re obviously good at Urdu
You’re a Indian, so you’re obviously good at Hindu. You may say that’s invalid. But who started it?
10). You might be slaughtering animals regularly, no?
Of course. We don’t consider it a good shagun if someone else cuts the meat. I mean, really?
11). Are your grandparents from Pakistan?
And that is relevant because?
12). You would’ve been to Saudi Arabia or any other part of the gulf right?
If we can afford a trip abroad, we would like to go to many other places as well. Are any of you sponsoring?
13). You guys can marry as many times as you want
Just because Mahesh Bhat does it and deems it ‘cool’, one mustn’t blindly believe.
14). Isn’t it very hot inside the burkha?
There are inbuilt ACs inside, Duh!