There’s a lot of stuff said about girls who drink. The usual rant, you know? Girls can’t handle their drinks; girls talk nonsense when they’re high; girls are all over the place when they’re drunk. Etc etc etc. Except that that’s rubbish. We’re sure you guys have some amazing drunk girl stories yourselves. On that note, take a look at these 11 drunk girl personalities you’ve adopted at some point in life. No judging, alright?
1. The one who goes through a very dramatic emotional breakdown.
A few drinks down, and all some women want to do is rant about the most inane problems in their lives. Which are, ironically, their most important life decisions. A few girlies are a tad more sentimental, and tend to have a very public emotional breakdown. Not fun to watch. Not fun to go through.
2. One who turns into a total nut case
This is very different from the emotional breakdowner. She can’t find her phone or the keys to her car, or anything else for that matter. She insists she can drive but that’s not going to happen. She’s all over the place and has no idea what’s happening around her. She’ll probably wake up the next morning with all her clothes on in her own bed. Because someone, somewhere, was sick of her nonsense and threw her back at her place!
3. One who refuses to admit that she’s drunk
She gets super offended if you happen to tell her to go slow, simply because she’s very, very drunk. And ironically she’s also the one who wants to chug down every available bottle of vodka in town. Seriously, don;t even try stopping her! Why? Because she’s not drunk. At least not according to her.
4. One who dances non-stop till she drops, literally
And mind you, she doesn’t give two hoots if there’s music playing or not. She’ll still dance. Like, nobody, nobody can stop her! But don’t worry. She’s probably hallucinating that she’s in a music video. Either ways, you know you can always find her shimmying away on top of the table.
5. One who quietly goes to a corner, shuts herself off
There are only handful of girls from this breed, but they do exist. Once the alcohol starts hitting their system, all they want to do is find a corner and just think. Think a lot. Like overthink! It could be about anything under the sun. From the origins of life to if they left the tap open back at home.
6. One who drunk dials the ex
Well, no guessing there. This is the most common breed of them all! Like seriously, you can find them at every corner! A little alcohol inside their liver, and they go bonkers with their phone! This is when they can break even world records for most number of calls made by a woman in one single night. The best thing to do here is snatch their phone and hide it where they can never find them. Or wait for the poor ex to file an official complaint!
7. One who is still responsible
She’s the official babysitter of the group. And no matter if she’s drunk, she’ll always be the one taking care of others. So when everyone in the gang is super busy getting super drunk, she’s the one telling you to go slow, or making the loo rounds with you, and making sure you don’t end up somewhere dangerous! Yeah, basically the good girl. Drunk, yet good. Rare breed!
8. One who wants to eat. Period
Some girls just get very, very hungry when they’re drunk. There’s no particular reason for that, but they just want to eat whatever comes their way when they’re drunk. In fact, they’d eat whatever they can lay their hands on if they’re drunk. Make sure she has enough dough on her to pay for that family size pizza, or just get the hell out of there asap!
9. One who ends up in the ER
She’s the one who is so high that she is on the verge of passing out! And she has quite a medical history. Why, you ask? Because she always comes out with some injury or the other from that very drunken night! And she has a track record of tripping on her heels or dress, falling flat on her face, and eventually ending up in the ER.
10. One with a one track mind
Once the alcohol kicks in, she starts assuming that she’s Megan Fox or something, and that every guy around her is hitting on her. Only, they are not since she looks like a drunken wreck! You can watch her put her A game on and hit on almost every guy around her. It’s quite possible that she’ll end up hooking up with an equally drunk guy! Well, good for both of them!
11. One who becomes the cuss word queen
Okay. Don’t even dare to get into an argument with her, or any sort of conversation for that matter. Not unless you want to go back home with an updated knowledge about choicest of abuses ever! If she’s high, it means she has to abuse! At everything and everybody! Just keep safe distance, don’t engage in any conversation, and you’re good to go!